LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers  

 

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison <>
u r the best  

 

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow  

 

Dear Friend,  

<> when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock  

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?  


 

I had VODKA with WATER <>
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!  

 

when i call u;
1 ring means i m thinking of u; <>
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot  

 

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !  

 

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
<> it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love



A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

 

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? <>
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir... .  

 

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide...