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Posted by:  Deepak L M
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Today's Professional Fundas
Today's  Professional
Management FUNDAS
 

1."We
will do it" means "You will do it"



2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given
to you"


3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started
working on the

same"


4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting
done

"At least not tomorrow!"


5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means
"I

have already decided, I will tell you what to do"


6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually
lied"


7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time
now, will

talk later"


8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the
same on time"


9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension


of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot
deliver

on time."


10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had
actually

fought"


11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help


you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"



12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if
you told me

earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"


13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will
tell you

where your fault is"


14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just

ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."



15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be
blamed"


16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know
anything

about it"


17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"





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