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Deepak L M
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Today's Professional Fundas
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Today's Professional
Management FUNDAS
1."We
will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given
to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started
working on the
same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting
done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means
"I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually
lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time
now, will
talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the
same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot
deliver
on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had
actually
fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if
you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will
tell you
where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be
blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know
anything
about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
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