Dating hints for gentlemen

There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...

I really don t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

I refuse to get cable. That s how they keep tabs on you.

I used to come here all the time with my ex.

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn t hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

I really feel that I ve grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn t have given someone like you a second look.

It s been tough, but I ve come to accept that most people I date just won t be as smart as I am.

Men advising women

Advice From Men To Women

...Never buy a new brand of beer because it was on sale.

...If we re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn t mean we re not watching it.

...Don t tell anyone we can t afford a new car. Tell them we don t want one.

...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

...Please don t drive when you re not driving.

...Don t feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We re just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn t trying to be brave. He s just not crying. Big difference!

...When the waiter asks if everything s okay, a simple Yes is fine